Big Brothers Stink Some Times


Kevin D Essay
By Kevin Donahue

Many people don't realize that the youngest have the hardest job for a kid. Because the older ones boss you around, beat you up, and steal your stuff. Its like playing a football game with your backup QB and your down 21 to 0 and in the 4th quarter. Having brothers can be a pain in the neck!

Like one time I was grabbing a piece of gum and my brother Andrew ran in the room and stole the whole packet. Of course I didn't run after him because he can run faster than me and also he might turn around and beat me up.

Also one time when I was playing video games I heard my brother coming down the stairs. I ran two steps before he caught me. Then I was a missile controlled by Andrew when he through me down on his bed and then landed on me.

One time my brother lost a golf tournament and he took it out on me. He pick me up, ran down stairs with me in his right hand and I was like a fish on dry land, spazzing out trying to get away. Then when I was playing basketball he started to bench press me and squat me. "What, am I a weight set?"
I realize that some people like their brother and some people hate their brother. I don't like my brother all the time, especially when he is beating me up, stealing my stuff, and bossing me around as you just read in my story.